TO ORDER ANY ITEM PLEASE EMAIL ME PERSONALLY AND WE LL GO FROM THERE.
My workshop, here in Dorset, is but three miles from the world famous chalk carving of the Cerne Abbas Giant.
Over the past few years I have developed a range of primarily wooden products based as an "homage" to this figure which I hope will both interest and amuse you.
The provenance, therefore, of these is utterly genuine and authentic as they are made from local wind-blown English Oak trees and made within sight of the Giant.
The items are all practical but, above all, are meant as fun.
It would be easy, and to a degree, understandable, if some people were to find the products vulgar or offensive.
That is NOT my intention.
So, if you are easily offended, or have had a sense of humour bypass, best go now.
If they raise a smile, or even a shot of laughter, then I have done my job!!
Very pleased to be associated with the Testical Festival at Taunton Racecourse June 2018,,,,,to raise funds for the Testicular and Prostrate Cancer Trust.
Website being updated at the moment with new additions to the range,,,,,,,,,,,,,bear with me ,,,,soon be done!
This web site was updated June,2018